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Dallas Cowboys We Almost Always Almost Win Funny Shirt

Name: Dallas Cowboys We Almost Always Almost Win Funny Shirt 2026 - HiTshirtsUS
Brand: HiTshirtsUS
SKU: 445873
Price: 19.50 USD
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Dallas Cowboys Funny Shirt for Fans Who Get It

There’s a specific kind of Cowboys fan out there. Been watching since forever, talks trash before every game, and has a whole explanation ready for why this season is different. Then the fourth quarter happens. Again. The Dallas Cowboys We Almost Always Almost Win Funny Shirt is basically a hug for that person, the kind that says “yeah, we know” without making it worse.

This shirt lands because it’s not trying too hard. No chest-thumping, no promises. Just five words that every Cowboys fan in Dallas, Arlington, or anywhere else across the country has thought at some point during a painful Sunday. People laugh when they see it, and then they get a little sad, and then they laugh again. That’s the whole experience of being a Cowboys fan, really.

The Cowboys Gift That Actually Makes Sense This Season

Game days are when this one gets the most wear. Tailgates outside AT&T Stadium, watch parties at someone’s house where the dip runs out by halftime, sports bars where everyone’s yelling at the same screen. Wear it and someone will point at it and nod. No explanation needed.

It also works as a gift. Honestly a solid pick. Funny Dallas Cowboys shirts are weirdly hard to find when they’re this self-aware about the fandom instead of just slapping a logo on something generic. As a Cowboys fan gift for him or for anyone in the family who bleeds navy blue and silver, this hits differently than the standard stuff. HitShirtsUS designs sports fan clothing specifically around the real feelings fans actually have, not just the highlight reel version.

Birthday coming up for the Cowboys fan in your life? Christmas? Just a random Tuesday when they need something to smile about after another tough loss? All valid reasons. The shirt doesn’t require a special occasion.

For Fans Who’ve Seen Too Many Fourth Quarters

Loyalty deserves to be acknowledged somehow. Might as well do it with Cowboys humor shirts that say the quiet part loud. If that sounds like someone you know, or honestly like yourself, grab one before the next game rolls around and the whole cycle starts over.

Fabric Composition	Pure 100% Cotton
Available Shades	Black, White, Light Orange, Banana Cream, Dark Grey, Lilac, Raspberry, Tahiti Blue, Heather Grey, Kelly Green, Mint, Royal, Purple, Navy, and many additional options.
Print Method	DIGISOFT™ and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Available Sizes	Small through 5XL
Garment Types	Unisex Tees, Unisex Hoodies, Men's Tank Tops, Women's Tank Tops, Unisex Long Sleeves, Unisex Sweatshirts, Unisex V-Neck Shirts.
Fit For	Male, Female.
Manufacturer	Hitshirtsus
Country of Origin	Made in the United States
Delivery	Ships Internationally
Custom Orders	Personalization Available

Size Guide by Weight

Find your size by matching your body weight to the chart for your region below.

United States and United Kingdom (lbs)

Size	Men	Women
S	120 – 140 lbs	100 – 120 lbs
M	140 – 160 lbs	120 – 140 lbs
L	160 – 185 lbs	140 – 165 lbs
XL	185 – 210 lbs	165 – 190 lbs
2XL	210 – 235 lbs	190 – 215 lbs
3XL	235 – 260 lbs	215 – 240 lbs
4XL	260 – 285 lbs	240 – 265 lbs
5XL	285 – 310 lbs	265 – 290 lbs

Europe (kg)

Size	Men	Women	EU Equivalent
S	54 – 63 kg	45 – 54 kg	EU 44–46
M	63 – 73 kg	54 – 63 kg	EU 48–50
L	73 – 84 kg	63 – 75 kg	EU 52–54
XL	84 – 95 kg	75 – 86 kg	EU 56–58
2XL	95 – 107 kg	86 – 98 kg	EU 60–62
3XL	107 – 118 kg	98 – 109 kg	EU 64–66
4XL	118 – 129 kg	109 – 120 kg	EU 68–70
5XL	129 – 141 kg	120 – 132 kg	EU 72–74

Asia (kg)

Size	Men	Women	Asian Brand Equivalent
S	54 – 63 kg	45 – 54 kg	Asian L–XL
M	63 – 73 kg	54 – 63 kg	Asian XL–2XL
L	73 – 84 kg	63 – 75 kg	Asian 2XL–3XL
XL	84 – 95 kg	75 – 86 kg	Asian 3XL–4XL
2XL	95 – 107 kg	86 – 98 kg	Asian 4XL–5XL
3XL	107 – 118 kg	98 – 109 kg	Asian 5XL+
4XL	118 – 129 kg	109 – 120 kg	Asian 5XL+
5XL	129 – 141 kg	120 – 132 kg	Asian 5XL+

Note: This is a US-cut garment. Asian and European local brand labels tend to run smaller, so the "equivalent" columns are for reference only — weight in kg/lbs is the most accurate way to pick your size.

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SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE CENTER BACK
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	18	45.72	28	71.12	16.75	42.55
M	20	50.8	29	73.66	17.75	45.09
L	22	55.88	30	76.2	18.75	47.63
XL	24	60.96	31	78.74	19.75	50.17
2XL	26	66.04	32	81.28	20.75	52.71
3XL	28	71.12	33	83.82	21.75	55.25
4XL	30	76.2	34	86.36	22.75	57.79
5XL	32	81.28	35	88.9	23.75	60.33
6XL	34	86.36	36	91.44	24.75	62.87

SIZE	US Shipping		International Shipping
SIZE	First Item	Additional Item	First Item	Additional Item
XS	5	3	8	4.5
S	5	3	8	4.5
M	5	3	8	4.5
L	5	3	8	4.5
XL	5	3	8	4.5
2XL	5	3	8	4.5
3XL	5	3	8	4.5

SIZE	Length		Width		Sleeve Center Back
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	27	68.5	20	51	33.5	85
M	28	71	22	56	34.5	87.5
L	29	73.5	24	61	35.5	90
XL	30	76	26	66	36.5	93
2XL	31	79	28	73.5	37.5	95
3XL	32	81	30	76	38.5	98
4XL	33	84	32	81	39.5	100
5XL	34	86	34	86	40.5	103

SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE
SIZE	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN
XS	44	17.3	63	24.8	58	22.8
S	47	18.5	66	25.9	60	23.6
M	50	19.7	69	27.1	61	24.0
L	53	20.8	72	28.3	65	25.6
XL	56	22	74	19.1	68	26.8
2XL	59	23.2	76	29.9	71	27.9

SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE CENTER BACK
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	20	50.8	27	68.5	33.5	85.1
M	22	55.8	28	71.1	34.5	87.6
L	24	60.9	29	73.6	35.5	90.1
XL	26	66	30	76.2	36.5	92.7
2XL	28	71.1	31	78.7	37.5	95.2
3XL	30	76.2	32	81.3	38.5	97.7
4XL	32	81.8	33	83.8	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.6	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Width		Length		Sleeve Center Back
Size	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	16	40.6	20.5	52	13.25	33.6
S	17	43	22	56	14.25	36.2
M	18	45	23.5	59.7	15.25	38.7
L	19	48.2	25	63.5	16.25	41.3
XL	20	50.8	26.5	67.3	17.25	43.8

US Size	Chest (IN/CM)	Body Length (IN/CM)	Sleeve Length (IN/CM)
S	14 / 35.5	17 / 43	19.5 / 49.5
M	16 / 40.6	19.5 / 49.5	22.5 / 57
L	18.75 / 47.6	23 / 58.5	25.5 / 65
XL	20.5 / 52	24.5 / 62	28.5 / 72

US Size	Chest Width (IN/CM)	Sleeve Length (IN/CM)	Body Length (IN/CM)
XS	14 / 35.5	20.6 / 52.3	17 / 43
S	16 / 40.6	23.6 / 60	19.5 / 49.5
M	17 / 43	26.6 / 67.5	22 / 56
L	18 / 45.7	29.1 / 74	24 / 61
XL	20 / 51	31.6 / 80	25.5 / 65

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