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Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt Dem Boys Make Me Drink

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Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt That Cowboys Fans Actually Relate To

Every Cowboys fan has been there. Third quarter, fourth-and-one, and Dem Boys just did something that sends half the watch party straight to the kitchen for another drink. That shared experience is exactly what makes this shirt land so well with people who’ve been following Dallas through thick and thin. The “Dem Boys Make Me Drink” graphic says what most Cowboys fans have thought out loud at least once per season, and wearing it to a tailgate or a bar in the Dallas-Fort Worth area will get more than a few knowing nods from the crowd around you.

This is a solid pick if someone on your gift list is the kind of Cowboys fan who takes the games a little too seriously. The humor hits right for anyone who’s been watching NFC East matchups from a couch or a barstool and has strong opinions about every play call. A funny Cowboys fan shirt like this one works as a birthday gift, a Christmas present during football season, or honestly just something to grab for yourself before the next home game at AT&T Stadium.

Who Reaches for This Shirt

Not every Cowboys fan wants gear that takes itself too seriously. Some people want to rep the team and also acknowledge that being a Cowboys fan comes with its own emotional tax. That’s the sweet spot this shirt occupies. It’s funny without being mean about it, which is a harder balance to pull off than it sounds. Works well for adult fans who’ve been watching Dallas since way before the current roster.

Sports fan clothing at HitShirtsUS tends to lean into the real feelings of being a fan, not just the highlight reel version. The Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt Dem Boys Make Me Drink fits right into that approach. Cowboys humor shirts for adults don’t come up as often as straight fan gear, so this one fills a gap that most mainstream apparel options skip over entirely. Grab it now before game day sneaks up.

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Fabric CompositionPure 100% Cotton
Available ShadesBlack, White, Light Orange, Banana Cream, Dark Grey, Lilac, Raspberry, Tahiti Blue, Heather Grey, Kelly Green, Mint, Royal, Purple, Navy, and many additional options.
Print MethodDIGISOFT™ and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Available SizesSmall through 5XL
Garment TypesUnisex Tees, Unisex Hoodies, Men's Tank Tops, Women's Tank Tops, Unisex Long Sleeves, Unisex Sweatshirts, Unisex V-Neck Shirts.
Fit ForMale, Female.
ManufacturerHitshirtsus
Country of OriginMade in the United States
DeliveryShips Internationally
Custom OrdersPersonalization Available

Size Guide by Weight

Find your size by matching your body weight to the chart for your region below.

United States and United Kingdom (lbs)

SizeMenWomen
S120 – 140 lbs100 – 120 lbs
M140 – 160 lbs120 – 140 lbs
L160 – 185 lbs140 – 165 lbs
XL185 – 210 lbs165 – 190 lbs
2XL210 – 235 lbs190 – 215 lbs
3XL235 – 260 lbs215 – 240 lbs
4XL260 – 285 lbs240 – 265 lbs
5XL285 – 310 lbs265 – 290 lbs

Europe (kg)

SizeMenWomenEU Equivalent
S54 – 63 kg45 – 54 kgEU 44–46
M63 – 73 kg54 – 63 kgEU 48–50
L73 – 84 kg63 – 75 kgEU 52–54
XL84 – 95 kg75 – 86 kgEU 56–58
2XL95 – 107 kg86 – 98 kgEU 60–62
3XL107 – 118 kg98 – 109 kgEU 64–66
4XL118 – 129 kg109 – 120 kgEU 68–70
5XL129 – 141 kg120 – 132 kgEU 72–74

Asia (kg)

SizeMenWomenAsian Brand Equivalent
S54 – 63 kg45 – 54 kgAsian L–XL
M63 – 73 kg54 – 63 kgAsian XL–2XL
L73 – 84 kg63 – 75 kgAsian 2XL–3XL
XL84 – 95 kg75 – 86 kgAsian 3XL–4XL
2XL95 – 107 kg86 – 98 kgAsian 4XL–5XL
3XL107 – 118 kg98 – 109 kgAsian 5XL+
4XL118 – 129 kg109 – 120 kgAsian 5XL+
5XL129 – 141 kg120 – 132 kgAsian 5XL+
Note: This is a US-cut garment. Asian and European local brand labels tend to run smaller, so the "equivalent" columns are for reference only — weight in kg/lbs is the most accurate way to pick your size.

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