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Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt Dem Boys Make Me Drink

Name: Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt Dem Boys Make Me Drink 2026 - HiTshirtsUS
Brand: HiTshirtsUS
SKU: 770138
Price: 19.50 USD
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Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt That Cowboys Fans Actually Relate To

Every Cowboys fan has been there. Third quarter, fourth-and-one, and Dem Boys just did something that sends half the watch party straight to the kitchen for another drink. That shared experience is exactly what makes this shirt land so well with people who’ve been following Dallas through thick and thin. The “Dem Boys Make Me Drink” graphic says what most Cowboys fans have thought out loud at least once per season, and wearing it to a tailgate or a bar in the Dallas-Fort Worth area will get more than a few knowing nods from the crowd around you.

This is a solid pick if someone on your gift list is the kind of Cowboys fan who takes the games a little too seriously. The humor hits right for anyone who’s been watching NFC East matchups from a couch or a barstool and has strong opinions about every play call. A funny Cowboys fan shirt like this one works as a birthday gift, a Christmas present during football season, or honestly just something to grab for yourself before the next home game at AT&T Stadium.

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Not every Cowboys fan wants gear that takes itself too seriously. Some people want to rep the team and also acknowledge that being a Cowboys fan comes with its own emotional tax. That’s the sweet spot this shirt occupies. It’s funny without being mean about it, which is a harder balance to pull off than it sounds. Works well for adult fans who’ve been watching Dallas since way before the current roster.

Sports fan clothing at HitShirtsUS tends to lean into the real feelings of being a fan, not just the highlight reel version. The Funny Dallas Cowboys Shirt Dem Boys Make Me Drink fits right into that approach. Cowboys humor shirts for adults don’t come up as often as straight fan gear, so this one fills a gap that most mainstream apparel options skip over entirely. Grab it now before game day sneaks up.

Fabric Composition	Pure 100% Cotton
Available Shades	Black, White, Light Orange, Banana Cream, Dark Grey, Lilac, Raspberry, Tahiti Blue, Heather Grey, Kelly Green, Mint, Royal, Purple, Navy, and many additional options.
Print Method	DIGISOFT™ and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Available Sizes	Small through 5XL
Garment Types	Unisex Tees, Unisex Hoodies, Men's Tank Tops, Women's Tank Tops, Unisex Long Sleeves, Unisex Sweatshirts, Unisex V-Neck Shirts.
Fit For	Male, Female.
Manufacturer	Hitshirtsus
Country of Origin	Made in the United States
Delivery	Ships Internationally
Custom Orders	Personalization Available

Size Guide by Weight

Find your size by matching your body weight to the chart for your region below.

United States and United Kingdom (lbs)

Size	Men	Women
S	120 – 140 lbs	100 – 120 lbs
M	140 – 160 lbs	120 – 140 lbs
L	160 – 185 lbs	140 – 165 lbs
XL	185 – 210 lbs	165 – 190 lbs
2XL	210 – 235 lbs	190 – 215 lbs
3XL	235 – 260 lbs	215 – 240 lbs
4XL	260 – 285 lbs	240 – 265 lbs
5XL	285 – 310 lbs	265 – 290 lbs

Europe (kg)

Size	Men	Women	EU Equivalent
S	54 – 63 kg	45 – 54 kg	EU 44–46
M	63 – 73 kg	54 – 63 kg	EU 48–50
L	73 – 84 kg	63 – 75 kg	EU 52–54
XL	84 – 95 kg	75 – 86 kg	EU 56–58
2XL	95 – 107 kg	86 – 98 kg	EU 60–62
3XL	107 – 118 kg	98 – 109 kg	EU 64–66
4XL	118 – 129 kg	109 – 120 kg	EU 68–70
5XL	129 – 141 kg	120 – 132 kg	EU 72–74

Asia (kg)

Size	Men	Women	Asian Brand Equivalent
S	54 – 63 kg	45 – 54 kg	Asian L–XL
M	63 – 73 kg	54 – 63 kg	Asian XL–2XL
L	73 – 84 kg	63 – 75 kg	Asian 2XL–3XL
XL	84 – 95 kg	75 – 86 kg	Asian 3XL–4XL
2XL	95 – 107 kg	86 – 98 kg	Asian 4XL–5XL
3XL	107 – 118 kg	98 – 109 kg	Asian 5XL+
4XL	118 – 129 kg	109 – 120 kg	Asian 5XL+
5XL	129 – 141 kg	120 – 132 kg	Asian 5XL+

Note: This is a US-cut garment. Asian and European local brand labels tend to run smaller, so the "equivalent" columns are for reference only — weight in kg/lbs is the most accurate way to pick your size.

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SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE CENTER BACK
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	18	45.72	28	71.12	16.75	42.55
M	20	50.8	29	73.66	17.75	45.09
L	22	55.88	30	76.2	18.75	47.63
XL	24	60.96	31	78.74	19.75	50.17
2XL	26	66.04	32	81.28	20.75	52.71
3XL	28	71.12	33	83.82	21.75	55.25
4XL	30	76.2	34	86.36	22.75	57.79
5XL	32	81.28	35	88.9	23.75	60.33
6XL	34	86.36	36	91.44	24.75	62.87

SIZE	US Shipping		International Shipping
SIZE	First Item	Additional Item	First Item	Additional Item
XS	5	3	8	4.5
S	5	3	8	4.5
M	5	3	8	4.5
L	5	3	8	4.5
XL	5	3	8	4.5
2XL	5	3	8	4.5
3XL	5	3	8	4.5

SIZE	Length		Width		Sleeve Center Back
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	27	68.5	20	51	33.5	85
M	28	71	22	56	34.5	87.5
L	29	73.5	24	61	35.5	90
XL	30	76	26	66	36.5	93
2XL	31	79	28	73.5	37.5	95
3XL	32	81	30	76	38.5	98
4XL	33	84	32	81	39.5	100
5XL	34	86	34	86	40.5	103

SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE
SIZE	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN
XS	44	17.3	63	24.8	58	22.8
S	47	18.5	66	25.9	60	23.6
M	50	19.7	69	27.1	61	24.0
L	53	20.8	72	28.3	65	25.6
XL	56	22	74	19.1	68	26.8
2XL	59	23.2	76	29.9	71	27.9

SIZE	WIDTH		LENGTH		SLEEVE CENTER BACK
SIZE	IN	CM	IN	CM	IN	CM
S	20	50.8	27	68.5	33.5	85.1
M	22	55.8	28	71.1	34.5	87.6
L	24	60.9	29	73.6	35.5	90.1
XL	26	66	30	76.2	36.5	92.7
2XL	28	71.1	31	78.7	37.5	95.2
3XL	30	76.2	32	81.3	38.5	97.7
4XL	32	81.8	33	83.8	39.5	100.3
5XL	34	86.6	34	86.3	40.5	102.8

Size	Width		Length		Sleeve Center Back
Size	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm	Inch	Cm
XS	16	40.6	20.5	52	13.25	33.6
S	17	43	22	56	14.25	36.2
M	18	45	23.5	59.7	15.25	38.7
L	19	48.2	25	63.5	16.25	41.3
XL	20	50.8	26.5	67.3	17.25	43.8

US Size	Chest (IN/CM)	Body Length (IN/CM)	Sleeve Length (IN/CM)
S	14 / 35.5	17 / 43	19.5 / 49.5
M	16 / 40.6	19.5 / 49.5	22.5 / 57
L	18.75 / 47.6	23 / 58.5	25.5 / 65
XL	20.5 / 52	24.5 / 62	28.5 / 72

US Size	Chest Width (IN/CM)	Sleeve Length (IN/CM)	Body Length (IN/CM)
XS	14 / 35.5	20.6 / 52.3	17 / 43
S	16 / 40.6	23.6 / 60	19.5 / 49.5
M	17 / 43	26.6 / 67.5	22 / 56
L	18 / 45.7	29.1 / 74	24 / 61
XL	20 / 51	31.6 / 80	25.5 / 65

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