Grinch Houston Texans They Hate Us Because They Ain’t Us Shirt
$19.50
Grinch Houston Texans They Hate Us Because They Ain’t Us Shirt
Houston fans know exactly what this shirt is saying before they even read the words twice. The Grinch showed up in a Texans jersey, number 80, football tucked under one arm, and that stocking cap pulled low with the bull logo stitched right on front. Not the department store Grinch either. This one’s got attitude, the kind that matches a fanbase used to hearing noise from everybody else about their team.
Built For Fans Who Are Tired Of The Noise
Every Texans fan has heard it. The hot takes, the doubters, the people picking against Houston every single week. This is a Texans Christmas shirt that answers back without saying a word twice. They Hate Us Because They Ain’t Us isn’t just a slogan slapped on for fun, it’s the mood in every living room and sports bar in H-Town during the holidays when the game’s on and somebody’s talking trash.
A Grinch Who Actually Gets It
There’s something about putting the Grinch in Texans gear that just clicks. He’s grumpy, he’s got the ball, and he’s clearly not here to make friends this Christmas. Fans grab this as a funny Texans Grinch shirt for tailgates, for Christmas morning when the family’s opening gifts before kickoff, for that one relative who never stops talking about how bad Houston’s defense is going to be this year.
HitShirtsUS leans into holiday-themed apparel that actually says something instead of just slapping a logo on plain fabric, and this design does exactly that. It’s not trying to be subtle. NRG Stadium crowds don’t do subtle either, especially not in December when the games start mattering.
A Gift That Doesn’t Need Explaining
Buy it for the uncle who still brings up that playoff loss from years back. Buy it for a coworker who won’t shut up about the Texans during lunch. Buy it for yourself, honestly, because sometimes the best Texans holiday shirt is the one you pick out for you. Nobody needs the joke explained. One look at the Grinch holding that football tells the whole story.
Christmas week around Houston means one thing overlapping with another. Family dinners. Games on in the background. Somebody wearing this exact shirt while carving the turkey or unwrapping presents. It fits right into that chaos without trying too hard.
Grab yours before the holidays sneak up, because this one won’t stick around once game week hits.
| Fabric Composition | Pure 100% Cotton |
| Available Shades | Black, White, Light Orange, Banana Cream, Dark Grey, Lilac, Raspberry, Tahiti Blue, Heather Grey, Kelly Green, Mint, Royal, Purple, Navy, and many additional options. |
| Print Method | DIGISOFT™ and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing. |
| Available Sizes | Small through 5XL |
| Garment Types | Unisex Tees, Unisex Hoodies, Men's Tank Tops, Women's Tank Tops, Unisex Long Sleeves, Unisex Sweatshirts, Unisex V-Neck Shirts. |
| Fit For | Male, Female. |
| Manufacturer | Hitshirtsus |
| Country of Origin | Made in the United States |
| Delivery | Ships Internationally |
| Custom Orders | Personalization Available |
Size Guide by Weight
Find your size by matching your body weight to the chart for your region below.United States and United Kingdom (lbs)
| Size | Men | Women |
|---|---|---|
| S | 120 – 140 lbs | 100 – 120 lbs |
| M | 140 – 160 lbs | 120 – 140 lbs |
| L | 160 – 185 lbs | 140 – 165 lbs |
| XL | 185 – 210 lbs | 165 – 190 lbs |
| 2XL | 210 – 235 lbs | 190 – 215 lbs |
| 3XL | 235 – 260 lbs | 215 – 240 lbs |
| 4XL | 260 – 285 lbs | 240 – 265 lbs |
| 5XL | 285 – 310 lbs | 265 – 290 lbs |
Europe (kg)
| Size | Men | Women | EU Equivalent |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 54 – 63 kg | 45 – 54 kg | EU 44–46 |
| M | 63 – 73 kg | 54 – 63 kg | EU 48–50 |
| L | 73 – 84 kg | 63 – 75 kg | EU 52–54 |
| XL | 84 – 95 kg | 75 – 86 kg | EU 56–58 |
| 2XL | 95 – 107 kg | 86 – 98 kg | EU 60–62 |
| 3XL | 107 – 118 kg | 98 – 109 kg | EU 64–66 |
| 4XL | 118 – 129 kg | 109 – 120 kg | EU 68–70 |
| 5XL | 129 – 141 kg | 120 – 132 kg | EU 72–74 |
Asia (kg)
| Size | Men | Women | Asian Brand Equivalent |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 54 – 63 kg | 45 – 54 kg | Asian L–XL |
| M | 63 – 73 kg | 54 – 63 kg | Asian XL–2XL |
| L | 73 – 84 kg | 63 – 75 kg | Asian 2XL–3XL |
| XL | 84 – 95 kg | 75 – 86 kg | Asian 3XL–4XL |
| 2XL | 95 – 107 kg | 86 – 98 kg | Asian 4XL–5XL |
| 3XL | 107 – 118 kg | 98 – 109 kg | Asian 5XL+ |
| 4XL | 118 – 129 kg | 109 – 120 kg | Asian 5XL+ |
| 5XL | 129 – 141 kg | 120 – 132 kg | Asian 5XL+ |
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